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Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.
One of the only things the IRS hasn't taxed in America yet is the Penis.
This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.
20% of the time it's pissed off.
30% of the time it's in a hole.
On top of all this, it had 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1999, Penises will be taxed according to size.
To determine the category of how you will be taxed, please consult the chart below and confirm this information of Page 2,Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.
10 to 12 inches* ---Luxury Tax ----$50.00
8 to 10 inches ----Pole Tax--------$30.00
6 to 8 inches -----Privilege Tax----$15.00
4 to 6 inches -----Nuisance Tax----$5.00
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not request an extension!
* Males exceeding 12 inches must file a Capital Gains tax form.
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Heh
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aenemia
(02.12.2001 10:11:50 PM EST)
Seems like ill be paying the luxury tax, i gotta start working now
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