A young punker gets on the crosstown bus. He has spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and ears are
riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just stares at him for about ten minutes.
Finally, the punker gets self conscious and blurts out at the old man, "What are you staring at you stupid old fart? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah, back when I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and screwed
a parrot. I was just wondering if maybe you were my son.
