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is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
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"Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!"
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