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Wife In a Coma

By: robnoxiousPublished: 10/29/2008
 
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A woman was in a coma . She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough , there was definate movement.They explained to her husband that as crazy as it sounds perhaps ' a little oral sex would bring her out of the coma '.

The husband was skeptical but they assured him that they would close the curtain for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into the womans room. After a few minutes the womans monitor flatlined, no pulse ,no heart rate.

The nurses ran back into the room . " What happened " they cried ? . The husband said he was not sure; maybe she choked.

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