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By: DrEvilPublished: 02/10/1999
 
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It is the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes to pick up his prom date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie is not ready yet, so why don't you sit down?" he says

"That is cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks him what the plans are for tonight. Bobby replies politely that they will just go to the soda shop or to the movies.

Carrie's father replies,"Why don't you guys just go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a great surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it.

"Oh yeah our Carrie really loves to screw. She would do it all night if we let her," Carrie's dad says.

Well this makes Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening is begining to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces she is ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door, and screams at her father: " DAMN IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

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