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Cant Open The Jar
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/18/2005
A guy went to see his doctor abd complained about being tired, no pep etc. The doctor asked, how's the sex life, he replied always too tired. Ok Dr. says i'll give you a vitamin shot and a prescription for pep pills, an empty jar to bring it back with a sperm count.
Next week he came back with an empty jar. Dr asks why empty< He replied, I tried with my left hand , I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and later with her right hand.. She even tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out.
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Wow
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roger
(11.18.2005 2:02:54 AM EST)
Having the punch line as the title kinda killed the joke for me.
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