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The Witch Doctor

By: SeaweedyPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform sexually anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works, not even Viagra.

Finally the doctor says, "This must be all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits the shrink confesses, "Your problem is beyond me, so I am referring you to a witch doctor."

The witch doctor says, "I can cure you," and throws powder on a flame. There is a bright flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "You are cured, but you can only get an erection once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy asks the witch doctor "What happens when my sex act is over?"

The witch doctor says, "All you have to say is '1234' and your erection will go away, but be warned, the magic will not work again for a whole year!"

That night the guy is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. He is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets a huge erection.

His wife turns over and says "Wow! How'd you get an erection?"

And he replies, "What do you think I said '123' for?"

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    hah (0 replies)
    started by DaWolfE
    (11.04.2000 10:16:10 PM EST)

    dontcha jus hate it when that happens?

    Stay True To Yo Name

    Good one! (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.03.2000 3:44:36 PM EST)

    Funny...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~

    Very good (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (11.02.2000 4:28:59 AM EST)

    I liked it.

    E-chuta!

    hardy har har (0 replies)
    started by jamis100
    (11.01.2000 6:45:20 AM EST)

    Not bad......but there's a hundred different jokes like this around.....kinda get repetitive......

    Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1830

    Ouch! (0 replies)
    started by someguy17
    (11.01.2000 2:11:35 AM EST)

    I don't know whether to feel more sorry for this guy or the guy that asked the frog to marry him - he got screwed too (in the bad sense, I mean).

    Dumbass (0 replies)
    started by davel23
    (10.31.2000 11:41:00 PM EST)

    Not only are you an anonymous coward, but you're stupid too. Go back and read the joke again. Pay attention to the part where he says "123, FOR".

    Mabey I missed something.. (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.31.2000 12:10:04 PM EST)

    But I dont get it..at least not anything that would resemble humor.. Anyone care to explain?

    123! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.31.2000 11:55:18 AM EST)


    Damn. It really works.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Choice words (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (10.31.2000 4:15:50 AM EST)

    Eh... you know, I don't feel sorry for him.

    Stupid people don't deserve some things in life.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    NOT TONIGHT (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.31.2000 0:34:24 AM EST)

    DEAR THIS NEW MATH HAS GIVEN ME A HEADACHE

    HA HA HA (0 replies)  
    started by sfihg
    (10.31.2000 0:19:43 AM EST)

    first

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