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"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
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