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The Golden Tampon

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/10/1999
 
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Cinderella wanted to go the ball, but, by surprise, she got her period. All of a sudden, her fairy god mother appeared. She gave Cinderella a golden tampon. The fairy god mother said to take it out before midnight or it would turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella agreed and skipped off to the ball.

The fairy god mother wanted to she how the ball went, so she waited for Cinderella. However, midnight came, but no Cinderella. It was 1 o'clock and the fairy god mother was getting worried. 2 o'clock passed and the fairy god mother was really worried. Then, at about 2:30, Cinderella came prancing through the door. The fairy god mother asked what happened. Cinderella replied, "I met Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater!"

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