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    How Babies Are Really Born in 2004

    By: donutncoffeePublished: 09/16/2004
     
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    SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

    DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway...

    Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story.

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    Now He Needs To (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.16.2004 10:43:40 PM EST)

    Tell him about how it all could have been prevented had he installed his Norton Anti-Virus condom.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    "blessed little virus" (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.16.2004 9:54:09 AM EST)


    This must be how my sisiter-in-law met her 2nd husband.

    There has to be (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.16.2004 1:58:29 AM EST)


    A joke about floppies and hard drives here somewhere, but I'm too friggin tired to find it.

    Good one, `Nut. Nice to see you contributing.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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