Tarzan and Jane
By: Noodle	Published: 11/02/1999
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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old (0 replies) started by ldhennessy (04.28.2001 3:26:01 PM EST) This is an oldie but a goodie!

funny (0 replies) started by Jezikas69 (04.22.2001 9:28:13 PM EST) i think this is very funny. heheheheheheheheheheheheh Hello my name is Abby.

Eeewww (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.24.2001 8:52:47 PM EST) Oh my geez! That was sick! But funny, but it was still really digusting!

LOL! (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (11.03.2000 3:48:13 PM EST) ...:) ~SweetiePeach~

SOUNDS LIKE THE (0 replies) started by donut38 (11.02.2000 4:00:26 PM EST) VOICE OF EXPERIENCE

first again! (0 replies)   started by kdebonair (10.17.2000 11:19:14 PM EST) but my word, was this stupid!!! Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die. -Mel Brooks

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