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The Mechanic

By: loriPublished: 09/14/1999
 
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How can you tell when a mechanic's had sex?

His finger's clean.

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THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITH SOME WOMEN. (1 reply)  
started by ILoveFineWomen
(04.19.2001 1:48:35 PM EST)

HE'S JUST LUCKY HIS FINGER ISN'T MORE DIRTY THAN WHEN HE FIRST STARTED! OH YEAH, THE TROPHY IS MINE.

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