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George W. Bush
 
"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
 
 

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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
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A Sister's Day of Golf
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair . She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
Published : 10.12.2008

Rate: 4.00
Golf Autopsy
Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, ...
Published : 08.10.2008

Rate: 2.03
Five Iron Anyone?
A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular; ...
Published : 06.11.2008

Rate: 3.83
Baseball in Hell
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys ...
Published : 05.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Gutter
"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
Published : 04.13.2008

Rate: 3.62
Scots Golfer
An 80-year old Scot goes to the doctor ...
Published : 12.19.2007

Rate: 3.92
Ever Hear Of A Mexican Golf Gun?
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ...
Published : 12.16.2007

Rate: 3.73
Best Round Ever
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf ...
Published : 10.02.2007

Rate: 2.54
The Blind Golfers
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one ...
Published : 09.06.2007

Rate: 3.27
Out With an Eight Iron
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball ...
Published : 08.20.2007

Rate: 3.53
Golfing In Ireland
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive ...
Published : 07.02.2007

Rate: 3.87
Press Release - International Rugby Board
International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby ...
Published : 05.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Anthill Golfing
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. ...
Published : 11.12.2006

Rate: 3.92
This Hunter Just Don't Get It
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes ...
Published : 10.31.2006

Rate: 3.92
Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, ...
Published : 10.17.2006

Rate: 4.00
Tiger in Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
Published : 08.15.2006

Rate: 4.00
A Blind Golfing Date?
Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus ...
Published : 05.30.2006

Rate: 4.07
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, ...
Published : 04.15.2006

Rate: 4.17
Golf Truisms
Golf balls are like eggs ... they're white. They're ...
Published : 02.16.2006

Rate: 4.00
Romance In The Rough
These four golfers are on the tee. Three of the guys ...
Published : 01.29.2006

Rate: 4.08
The Golfing Hit Man
Two old friends were about to tee off at the first hole on their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag walked up to them ...
Published : 12.09.2005

Rate: 4.17
Charlie's Hole In One
Rob goes golfing every Saturday.One Saturday, he comes ...
Published : 10.23.2005

Rate: 4.00
Ladies Out Golfing
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day ...
Published : 10.03.2005

Rate: 4.08
Ransom
A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was ...
Published : 09.19.2005

Rate: 4.17
Tie Me Up
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife ...
Published : 06.10.2005

Rate: 4.08
Detroit's Big Move
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions ...
Published : 04.01.2005

Rate: 4.07
Religious Golf
A man walks into the church and sits in the confession ...
Published : 07.23.2004

Rate: 4.21
Six Minutes Late
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always ...
Published : 07.16.2004

Rate: 4.00
Here's What One Looks Like
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted ...
Published : 07.02.2004

Rate: 4.14
Golfing Mistake
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped ...
Published : 06.15.2004

Rate: 4.00

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