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 The Freshman | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/27/2001 | | |  |
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A huge, college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.
"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.
"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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This tells it all
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darkoverlord
(06.01.2001 11:03:16 AM EST)
The IQ of most pro ball players.M.L.King said We shall overcome.
Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.
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What
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g0092182
(05.28.2001 2:28:03 PM EST)
What thats not slightly funny
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Hmmmmm....
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livingdeadgirl
(05.27.2001 2:06:54 PM EST)
Not funny. C'mon yall. SOMEONE MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!I hear voices....They dont like you....
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ok
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paparoach1
(05.27.2001 11:51:55 AM EST)
and the funny part would be?
We're going to infest
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Jocks
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thegrandpatron
(05.27.2001 9:53:26 AM EST)
This is to close to the truth about Dumb Ass Jocks to be funny!That's just my opinion, I could be wrong!
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