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 Grandpa and Little Johnny | | By: Dave | Published: 12/07/1999 | | |  |
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Little Johnny and Grandpa go out to play golf one afternoon.
After a few holes, Grandpa pulls out a cigar and lights it up.
Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar too"? Grandpa says,
"Does your wing-wang reach around to your butt"? Johnny says no
then Grandpa says, "When it does, then you can have one".
A few holes later, Grandpa pulls out a beer and drinks it.
Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer too"? Grandpa says,
"Does your wing-wang reach around to your butt"? Johnny says no
then Grandpa says, "When it does, then you can have one".
Johnny then pulls out a chocolate chip cookie and starts to eat
it. Grandpa asks, "Johnny, can I have a cookie too"? Johnny
then asks, "Does your wing-wang reach around to your butt"?
Proundly, Grandpa says "Why yes it does"! "Good", Johnny
says. "Go screw your self 'cause Grandma made these for me"!
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A typical male. When it comes to homemade goodies, he shares with no one!
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gramps & johnny
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(03.26.2001 11:12:48 PM EST)
cute! too bad gramps didn't let j chew on his "club"......
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(09.24.2000 9:14:36 AM EST)
This raly happened to me you assholes
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