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Blind Golfers

By: michaelcarlPublished: 07/20/2003
 
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed: "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in: "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said: "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied: "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind golfers. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said: "Good idea and I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

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    because at night (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.20.2003 8:32:11 PM EST)


    they get naked and play soccer with their buddies and then someone videos it and submits it to goofball and we all get to *groan* watch blind fags play soccer.

    waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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    started by simonsez
    (07.20.2003 11:18:51 AM EST)

    they probably started playing last night

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    Sometimes ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.20.2003 8:06:26 AM EST)


    I wish I couldn't see some of my shots.

    Hey (0 replies)  
    started by corjones
    (07.20.2003 7:33:25 AM EST)

    According to my golf buddies I must be blind too!
    Nice one MC

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