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Here's What One Looks Like

By: bd2sonPublished: 07/02/2004
 
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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."

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    I guess .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.02.2004 8:43:31 AM EST)


    that's why Ilook so good.
    LOL

    Hehehehe (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.02.2004 3:19:54 AM EST)


    I guess it's a good thing I smoke or I'd really be in trouble.

    Good joke, BD.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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