Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day since
they've been retired. One day, as they're putting on their golf
shoes
in the clubhouse, they get into a conversation about
heaven and whether there are any golf courses there. They make a
pact. The first one to die will come back and tell the other
one. Bart dies first, and sure enough, comes back to visit
Art.
Art says, "Well are there any golf courses in heaven?"
"I have good news and I have bad news," says Bart.
"We have the ultimate golf course in the sky and tournament
which starts tomorrow."
"So what's the bad news?"
"You're my partner!"
