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A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. As
he was about
ready to hit, a voice came over the PA system.
"Will the gentleman on the ladies tee please move back to the
men's tee."
He looked up and then resumed addressing the ball again. The
voice again- "Will the Man on the Red tees move back to the
White Tees"!!
He looked back at the starters shack and said, "Will the man
on the PA shut up so that the man on the ladies tee can hit his
second shot".
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Hahaha. Been there.
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started by
kweenbee
(05.12.2001 7:43:49 PM EST)
Only a golfer would understand. It takes brains to play golf.
This Sucks
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started by
DkPhish1
(04.19.2001 0:58:17 AM EST)
This joke must suck cause I'm first
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