Golf Etiquette
By: Steve	Published: 10/05/1999
These three guys (two younger and one older) always go golfing every Sunday morning. They're just about to get up on the tee and the starter walks up and tells them that there is a woman that is golfing by herself, who is a very good golfer, and if they would mind if she played along with them. They thought about it and said sure, no problem. Sure enough, they start playing and just like the starter said, she is a hell of a golfer. They get to the 18th tee and she is one under par. They are all on the green and she has a 20 footer for par. She tells the three men, "You guys have been gentlemen through the whole round by letting me play and not giving me a hard time because I'm the only woman. This is the first time I'll ever break par and to show my appreciation, whichever one of you can show me the right line to make this putt, I'll give you a blow job." The first young guy looks real hard and says, "I think it's left edge." The second young guy looks even harder and says, "No, I think it's right edge." And the older guy walks up and picks up the ball, tosses it to the woman and says, "It's a gimmie." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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GOOD (0 replies) started by Marktallon (03.10.2001 0:18:10 AM EST) I like this one and im gonna use it no comment

beautiful (0 replies) started by cartocillion (11.20.2000 1:16:41 PM EST) i would definitely consider taking up golf if this was common practice.

(0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (08.10.2000 6:45:38 AM EST) hey, i'm really first!!!! this was ok.

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