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A Real Regular Guy

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 06/22/2004
 
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A 70 year old man complains to his doctor that at 7:30 every morning,without fail, he has a bowel movement. Exactly at 7:30 doc!

The doctor says " So whats the problem? Lots of guys your age wish they could be that regular in the morning."

To which the old dude replys " The problem is Doc, I don't wake up until 8:00 AM!!!

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    Shitty way to start the day.

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