Doctor's Orders
By: Robnoxious	Published: 01/14/2002
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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you know.... (0 replies) started by dtahellyeah (03.29.2002 1:30:41 AM EST) you know why most women do not fart? cause they never shut the fuck up to build pressure. Don't Trust Anyone

Damn!! (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:50:56 PM EST) I gotta go get my sinuses checked. My farts quit stinking months ago. Just protecting my sheep

lmfao (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (01.14.2002 8:14:17 PM EST) Ive heard this one before but its still a great joke....

Don't (0 replies) started by marvin (01.14.2002 2:31:22 PM EST) all women behave like this ? Pretending it isn't happening, when we all know it is ! LOL

Careful with this. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (01.14.2002 11:15:32 AM EST) I have an appointment with a new doctor this afternoon. Now I'm worried. Love the country, live to pee outside!

I think... (2 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.14.2002 8:29:52 AM EST) I thought this was funny when I first heard it, 15 years ago. I can't remember. So I'll not comment.

That's my idea of fun, too (0 replies)   started by tjshere (01.14.2002 3:41:30 AM EST) I love ripping out farts while I'm waiting for my Dr. to come and examine me. Especially if he has a pretty nurse. Never fear.....TJ's here!

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