"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she won't even play with herself!
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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LMAO @ KB!!
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started by
tjshere
(12.08.2002 7:56:36 PM EST)
If Makgou was that ugly, we know he didn't get it from Mizbee. Hahahahaha.
monkey baby
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started by
suicideking
(12.08.2002 1:21:35 PM EST)
reminds me of a story my step-dad's cousin told us about a place he used to work at, and this black couple came through, and he jokingly said to the other person working "tell them they're not allowed to bring the monkey in", and the other person was stupid enough to think he was serious, and told the people that...and it was their little black baby in the backseat..lol..I'm not racist, but that's funny :)
Hahahahahahaha
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started by
kweenbee
(12.08.2002 0:10:32 AM EST)
Reminds me of makgou. Hahhahahahha. ^5
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