How To Impress A Client
By: MissPK	Published: 05/15/2001
A man was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle. While in there, he noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. He was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, he approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced himself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor." "Yes?" "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to his seat at the bar, "And I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Bob'?" "Sure." He shook his hand and thanked him and went back to his seat. About ten minutes later, his client showed up. They ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was Bill Gates. "Hi Bob," he said. The man replied, "F*&^% off, Gates, I'm in a meeting." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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huh... (0 replies) started by dtahellyeah (03.29.2002 1:32:53 AM EST) i guess. Don't Trust Anyone

This is hilarious (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:56:16 PM EST) Thanks PK Just protecting my sheep

LMMAO!!!! (1 reply) started by malcom (05.17.2001 7:56:43 AM EST) Thanks PK!!!MuuaaaH!

All kidding aside... (0 replies) started by DoubleBubble (05.16.2001 10:00:16 AM EST) ...I'm pretty sure this one's based on a true story. I heard either Don Rickles or Buddy Hacket say in an interview one time that they pulled that prank on Frank Sinatra, except it was to impress a lady. Does that ring a bell with anyone? If so, I'd like to know. It's a great joke and a great story!

i hate you (1 reply) started by wA2drunk (05.15.2001 9:15:29 PM EST) this world really sucks when your a white careless man who just like to have sex drink beer and smoke bud but any way take it easy free styler, big money high dollar high roller titty bank snatch bank

Gates, you wuss, (0 replies) started by willi (05.15.2001 4:34:06 PM EST) if you were half a man, you would have hit control, alternate, delete and ended this guy's program. Better yet, you could have gone to bed with him and given him a virus!

Recycled (0 replies) started by joeyrab (05.15.2001 4:01:10 PM EST) I remember this one from the 70's using Jimmy Carter!

I don't get it (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.15.2001 11:51:37 AM EST) explain that

Show me the money! (0 replies) started by nakedcanuck (05.15.2001 0:49:54 AM EST) I'm part of the Micro$oft cult - are you? The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

BWAHAHAHAHA (0 replies) started by oxbrain (05.15.2001 0:29:24 AM EST) that would be almost as fun as a vigorus man-handleing great joke, I'm remembering that one for future use. "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

LOL! (0 replies)   started by OliverClozoff (05.15.2001 0:26:22 AM EST) Best joke in months! (I'd have probably just told him to fuck off when I first saw him.) President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

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