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Virtual Boobs

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 11/24/1998
 
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Okay, you know all about smileys ;-) but did you know about Virtual Breasts?

(o)(o) Perfect Breasts
( + )( + ) Fake Silicone Breasts
(*)(*) High Nipple Breasts
(@)(@) Big Nipple Breasts
(.)(.) Tiny Nipple Breasts
o o "A" Cups
{ O }{ O } "D" Cups
(oYo) Wonder Bra Breasts
( ^)( ^) Cold Breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided Breasts
(Q)(Q) Pierced Breasts
(p)(p) Hanging Tassle Breasts
(:o)(o) Bitten By a Vampire Breasts
o/o/ Grandma's Breasts
( - )( - ) Flat Against the Shower Door Breasts
< o > < o > Electric Shock Breasts
(8)(o) Extra Nipple Breasts
(^o)(o) Zit on Breast
(o Y o ) Poses for Playboy Breasts
( / )( / ) Madonna's Breasts

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    uuuuhhhh...???? (0 replies)
    started by tarotkard
    (01.24.2001 8:15:19 PM EST)

    that's the gayest fucking thing i've ever seen...

    can you see tits (0 replies)
    started by runswithchains
    (12.14.2000 2:18:15 AM EST)

    some of those are really out there

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    started by miketttt
    (11.21.2000 10:53:55 PM EST)

    You guys really need girlfriends

    um ok (0 replies)  
    started by whoopie
    (08.31.2000 11:44:55 PM EST)

    some people have too much time on their hands first

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