Teknolgy Fer Contry Folks
By: Anonymous	Published: 12/10/1998
LOG ON - Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF - Don't add no more wood. DOWNLOAD - Gettin the farwood off the truk. UPLOAD - When ya'll pile into the truk ta go ta church. MEGA HERTZ - When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood. FLOPPY DISC - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much firwood. RAM - That thar thing whut splits the farwood. DELETE - Movie-stars an rich folk. HARD DRIVE - Gettin home in the winter time. PROMPT - Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. WINDOWS - Whut to shut when it's cold outside. SCREEN - Whut to shut when it's blak fly season. BYTE - Whut dem horse flys do. CHIP - Munchies fer the TV. MICRO CHIP - Whut's left in the bottom of the munchie bag. MODEM - Whacha did to the hey fields. DOT MATRIX - Old Dan Matrix's wife. LAP TOP - Whar the kitty sleeps. KEYBOARD - Whar ya hang the ole keys. SOFTWARE - Them dumb plastic forks and knifs. HARDWARE - What you buy at the tool store. TYPING - When yer sortin' out males from females in a litter. MOUSE - What eats the grain in the barn. MAIN FRAME - Holds up the barn ruf. ENTER - Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in Y'all. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the hayrake when yer wife asks. FAX - What Dot Matrix and Lulabelle Hiemerman shars with everybody when they visit - They knows some fax abut pert near everyone. FEEDBACK - When ya cain't keep yer dinner down. MOUSE PAD - That hippie talk fer the rat hole. FILES - What'cha sharpen the ax blade with. PRINTING - When the cat leaves dirty paw tracks on the hood of pick-up. LASER - A fool dog that won't work. SATELLITE - A saddle that ain't heavy. HARD (er) DRIVE - Haulin' a big load of manure over teh hill to fertilize the field. INTERNET - Whut ya want the fish down at the pond to do. THE WEB - Wut gets stuck in yer hair an on yer clothes when ya walk through granny's attic. CD - Where you ain't livin! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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aw yeah (0 replies)   started by PoolHallVixen (01.21.2001 3:38:04 PM EST) yes, I'm frst!! That was stupid. Never temp a tiger. they bite.

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