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#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
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Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE #ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run like hell!!!
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Funny
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thegrandpatron
(04.11.2006 7:43:20 AM EST)
#2 and #7 were the best for me.
Wow!
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started by
tjshere
(03.25.2006 1:29:38 PM EST)
I think I'd better just say these are funny and let it go at that.
uhmm
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leadj
(03.23.2006 11:20:44 PM EST)
love #10
lmmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(03.23.2006 8:02:18 PM EST)
thats too funny
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