It Happened This Way, Officer...
By: Robnoxious	Published: 06/04/1999
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its Intentions." "I thought my window was down, but found it was up when i put my hand through it." "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." "The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before i hit him." "Ipulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment." "The accident occurred when i was attempting to bring my car out of a Skid by steering it into the other vehicle." "I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before." "I was on my way to the doctor's with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident." "as i approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident." "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end." "To avoid hitting the car in front, i struck the pedestrian." "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle." "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished." "When i saw i could not avoid a collision, i stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car." "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so i hit him." "I saw the slow moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car." "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have." "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth." "I had about three beers before driving home. The accident occurred when i saw two trees and i tried to go between them." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hey (0 replies)   started by dancegirl (06.04.2001 1:13:24 PM EST) This joke was on here recently, I think. But in the words of my friend, not wearing your seatbelt will let you do the one thing you've always wanted to do, fly! To dance is to dream

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