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"I love Buffalo. It's got all the boredom of Canada, without the health insurance" — Triumph, the insult comic dog
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#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
One Liners
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: So, you all play for the same team?
Actual English Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong:
Actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gund wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence. I should've ordered
glutinous rice
chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been cared s***less too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
I am sure you will not mind
that I remove your manhoods and
leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the
short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your
gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a
team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of
our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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