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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
One Liners
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The
judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?
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yo
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.03.2000 4:30:32 PM EST)
yo i' like number 1 or 2 or sumthing
pretty funny
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Defiance
(08.15.2000 2:19:44 PM EST)
as I heard them all before
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!
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