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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
 
 

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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
 
 



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