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	George W. Bush
	"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."—Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)

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	#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.

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	Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.

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	The newest dog breed is the Bull Boxer, first bred in the United states in 1990-91.