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	George W. Bush
	"When one of us suffer, all of us suffers." —Bush, addressing the Pennsylvania coal miners Source: The Nation, "W. and the Coal Miners: Photo-op Cover for Anti-worker Policies," David Corn, Aug. 6, 2002

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	"I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." — Neil Armstrong

	Snapple Facts
	#174 The world's biggest pyramid is not in Egypt, but in Mexico.

	Yo Mama ...
	has three fingers and a banjo.

	One Liners
	Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.

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	Goofball Facts
	Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian or some other Slavic tongue.