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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I canask him what he meant."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."
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The Hudson River along the island of Manhattan flows in either direction depending upon the tide.
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