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"See, we want everybody in this country, every person we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child allto feel a part of the future of this country." Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
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"Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves." Lenny Bruce
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#181 The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.
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head is so big it shows up on radar.
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Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.
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101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
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