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In 1979, when he was 18, NBA star Dennis Rodman confessed to stealing two watches from a store at the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport, where he was a janitor. He was charged with felony burglary.
In December 1999, Rodman was booked on drunk driving charges in Costa Mesa after police pulled over his Bentley because a passenger was not wearing a seat belt. Rodman later told reporters he'd had only "a couple beers, that's all."
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I wish
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roger
(05.15.2003 12:16:56 PM EST)
I had a dollar for everytime I told the law I only had two beers...
why 2? why not 1 or 3?
hahaha
Just protecting my sheep
i like cake
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Rank3651
(12.27.2000 0:52:12 AM EST)
i like cake and so do you so shush up!
Not even cute spook
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gurly
(11.13.2000 4:46:27 PM EST)
Its a proven fact that most people in prison arent black, so take your racist comment and stick it where the sun don't shine. :O)
~gurly~
Nasty
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cheeseboy
(09.20.2000 3:17:45 PM EST)
I heard he's going for it a third time, his folks must be so proud..
spook
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 5:36:16 PM EST)
Wow go figure. He got locked up twice. Just another N*G*ER
haha
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started by
MaDB0Mb3r420
(06.22.2000 6:20:57 AM EST)
he should sell pancake syrup with the way he looks in the grey pic
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