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Yeah
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started by
roger
(05.15.2003 12:15:38 PM EST)
string his ass up
Just protecting my sheep
I don't
(3 replies)
started by
hardball
(09.16.2000 11:48:56 AM EST)
I don't like useing this but here go's. They should string that fucking NIGGER up for us all to shit on.I mean put him in a noose
and tie him to the ground in a
park were all people could stop by and take a huge shit on his face then hit him in the nuts with sledge hammer.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.
JERK ASS
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 10:45:59 PM EST)
THIS SORRY PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD HAVE HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF AND SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT AND SHOULD BE INPREGNATED BY A DONKEY, THE COCKSUCKER FUCK HEAD.!!
Now this guy...
(0 replies)
started by
wikidclown
(07.12.2000 11:29:39 AM EST)
is a real piece of shit. That's all I got to say about that.
low down
(0 replies)
started by
htmiles
(06.27.2000 9:52:02 AM EST)
sorry ass motherfucker and ugly bastard. They need to bring back death by hanging like this use to do in Columbus, Texas
this MF
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started by
JSkills
(06.22.2000 11:12:26 PM EST)
is going to be put to death inthe electric chair ...
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nice forehead
(0 replies)
started by
MaDB0Mb3r420
(06.22.2000 6:18:16 AM EST)
GOD DAMN PINHEAD POOP NECK! if i was the baby i would grow up and kill this bastard!
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