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David Crosby

By: JimmyfromQueensPublished: 11/01/2000
 
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Not sure what he was arrested for - maybe for stealing himself a new liver?

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    LMAO @ BJ (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.16.2003 9:19:13 AM EST)


    He DOES look like Gallager


    Just protecting my sheep
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    started by bigjohn2
    (04.30.2003 8:52:20 PM EST)

    looks a little like galager

    Lard-Ass Puss (0 replies)
    started by tub
    (06.06.2001 2:47:04 AM EST)

    He ought to be arrested for his shitty music....put him in jail and throw away the key so we never have to hear his queer voice anymore.

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    who gives a shit, you loserz? (0 replies)
    started by sal1981
    (02.27.2001 9:04:55 AM EST)

    What is up wit ya totally stupid morons? Who gives a shit ´bout how´s first?

    Bloody morons!

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    Why David Crosby Was Arrested (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.03.2000 11:26:54 AM EST)

    If I remember correctly, Crosby was pulled over for a traffic stop, or perhaps hippie profiling. When his vehicle was searched, texas rangers found a .45 caliber handgun under the driver's seat. when asked why he had it, he remarked 'John Lennon' That's how I remember this arrest.

    -Sammy Percocet

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    (11.01.2000 4:38:27 PM EST)

    I can count, unlike the previous two boobs. :-Þ

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