"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
One Liners
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Rapper Shawntae Harris, (aka Da Brat) was arrested by Georgia cops in November 2007 and charged with felony aggravated assault. According to police, the 33-year-old Harris allegedly smashed a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum at an Atlanta area nightclub, sending the server to the hospital with cuts on her face and above her eye. The star of reality TV shows "Celebrity Fit Club" and "The Surreal Life" was booked into the DeKalb County Jail where she posed for the below mug shot
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