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	George W. Bush
	"There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."-Larry King Live, Dec. 16, 1999

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	"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life." — Michelle Mastrolacasa

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	#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so ugly you have to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact.

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	Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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