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Charlie Sheen 2009

By: sgwookiePublished: 02/12/2010
 
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Charlie Sheen, 44, was arrested yesterday (Christmas Day) in Aspen, Colorado and charged with domestic violence. A 911 call was made at 8:34 a.m. on Friday. When police arrived on the scene, Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, claimed Charlie had assaulted her. Sheen was arrested on second degree assault, menacing and one misdemeanor relating to domestic violence. Brooke has since changed her story, telling police she was drunk when she made the 911 call and she is now refusing to cooperate with the investigation. Chief Deputy D.A. Arnold Mordkin, who runs the Aspen office, told TMZ.com the charges will not be dropped, saying: “Generally speaking, our office files charges when police make an arrest,” adding, “It is not uncommon where a victim in the throes of an event says some things and thereafter the story seems to change.” Sheen, who was released from jail after posting $8,500 bail, is scheduled to appear in court on February 8, 2010.

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