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Son Leaves Dead Mother in Chair for 5 Years

By: Mr GaymanPublished: 01/08/2000
 
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ELIZABETH, Indiana (AP) -- A man upset over the prospect of arranging his mother's funeral instead left her body in the chair where she died for more than five years.

Relatives in Kentucky asked police Monday to check on Myrtle Petrie, saying they had not heard from her in years. Officers went to the house and found the elderly woman's bones in the chair covered with bedding.

"The son stated when his father passed away, what they had to go through at that time was very upsetting, and he didn't want to go through that again," said Paul Cesar, the deputy Harrison County coroner. The father had died in the early 1970s.

Authorities would not release the son's name but said he appeared to be about 50.

The son was placed in the custody of adult welfare officials, and he was admitted for a mental health assessment, said Capt. Richard Bauman, a detective with the Harrison County Sheriff's Department.

"He didn't really want to let her go, and didn't know what to do," Bauman said. "As time went on ... he was afraid he would get in trouble for not reporting the death immediately."

The son told police his mother died in February 1994. She would have been 75 when she died. Autopsy results were pending

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Well... (0 replies)
started by Rhinestorff
(03.26.2001 3:11:09 PM EST)

Perhaps he lives in that Spanish village where they've banned death...

hey donut faggot (0 replies)
started by molson116
(01.08.2001 8:04:32 PM EST)

quit bitching and whining and feeling sorry for yourself you little bitch........cry us a river u pathetic sack of shit

YEAH AND HE THINKS HE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.07.2001 11:58:58 PM EST)

HAS PROBLEMS HE SHOULD BE ME FOR A WEEK IT WOULD KILL THE POOR GUY

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