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Consider the following excerpt from an article by Dave Ranney in the Wichita Eagle:
A Sedgwick County Juvenile Court judge will decide today whether four children should be removed from a home police found littered with animal waste and whose parents spoke with them in a language created for "Star Trek" episodes.
The children -- ages 12, 9, 5 and 5 months -- were taken into protective custody not because they spoke "Klingon" but because of the condition of their mobile home.
Police Capt. Bob Circle said officers found animal droppings scattered through the home, which reeked of cat urine and feces. Nine cats and two ferrets were living there. Police also found an abundance of "Star Trek" magazines, posters and memorabilia, and couldn't understand the father at first because he spoke to his wife and children in Klingon. ...
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Kansas SRS people
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amadaman
(01.12.2001 8:31:07 PM EST)
Stupid ass SRS probly let the kids go back the next day only if thay pick up the freash shit....Bastards..
cncmachine
damned foreigners...
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dave3236
(01.11.2001 5:36:57 PM EST)
We don't need any Klingon cats, we have enough Toto shit here already.
SUPERDAVE
hagfhrglvb
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champ145
(01.11.2001 2:39:50 PM EST)
w showhga;gh;o hfwoh4otybvo oyqto o2yrto2 or "CATSHIT" gdwggegeg gsivgiwugv iwugwgvwvw8 "BORG TAKE MY OFFSPRING" ufcuywv cv iuyuivr iwv wvgiwfg494ouvacmo "THEY TOOK MY PHASER STLYE TV/VCR COMBO REMOTE"
SOUNDS LIKE
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donut38
(01.11.2001 0:07:18 AM EST)
A GOOD JOB FOR CAPTAIN KIRK
Bull
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firl
(07.26.2000 9:07:02 PM EST)
"BULLSHIT"
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