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By: stingrayPublished: 01/12/2000
 
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - A fed-up Florida lawmaker has suggested the state crucify a death-row inmate whose delusions of being Jesus Christ have helped delay his execution. Republican state Rep. Howard Futch made the comment about Thomas Provenzano, who killed a court bailiff in Orlando 15 years ago, during a House Criminal Justice and Corrections Council meeting.

"Doesn't he think he's Jesus Christ or something? Why don't we just crucify him," the Orlando Sentinel quoted Futch as saying.

Provenzano, 50, was scheduled to die in Florida's electric chair July 7, but the Florida Supreme Court granted a stay on the eve of his execution based on an insanity claim.

His lawyers say their client suffers delusions of being Jesus Christ and thinks the state is going to crucify him.

"I'd make him a cross and we could take it out there to Starke [where death row is located] and nail him up," Futch told the St. Petersburg Times when asked about the comment.

He told the Times he was only half joking.

"I probably never should have said it," he said. "But I'm tired of these murderers sitting there year after year. He's been there too long. He killed people. It's time we did something."

The Supreme Court has ordered a mental competency hearing for Provenzano, who claimed to be Jesus even before he walked into the Orange County Courthouse in 1984 carrying a shotgun, an assault rifle and a revolver. He killed a bailiff and paralyzed two others.

On several occasions, the latest just last month, the Florida Supreme Court has upheld the use of the electric chair, saying it does not violate the constitution by being a cruel and unusual punishment.

At the same time, some justices have urged the state to consider offering inmates a choice of electric chair or lethal injection.

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crucify the bastard (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.08.2001 4:48:49 PM EST)

crucify the bastard
it'll make florida look better
not just old geesers anymore

uhh... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.25.2001 10:41:14 AM EST)

i think we should crucify him. Praise Jesus!!!

mr. wrong (0 replies)
started by 873465874365
(08.01.2000 0:10:44 AM EST)

THE way we all look at public issues is that were always fuckin wrong in some pro human rights moron.

relax (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.25.2000 2:31:09 PM EST)

I believe that human has become a bit out of control.
Same time if you do not know how to cope with same situation
Is better for you go and relax in the toilet

And every time you waiting for samething to happen think about that you too have done same shit.



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