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Just Joking Said the Carjacker

By: PhantomPublished: 04/28/1999
 
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ALABAMA -- A would-be carjacker jumped into the vehicle of an elderly man. The theif wore a ski mask and carried a knife. He pushed the elderly man aside and went to start the vehicle's engine. It was then that the would-be theif noticed that the vehicle was equipped with hand controls used for handicapped individuals. Realizing that he could not operate them, the theif then put away the knife and sheepishly told the victim he was "just joking", whereupon he then bailed out the vehicle and ran.

The stupid criminal was apprehended several hours later after carjacking another vehicle at a grocery store parking lot.

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