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Woman Lands $700K In Bank SNAFU

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/08/2000
 
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NEW YORK - Susan Madakor, 40, a single mother who lives in public housing, discovered $700,000 in her account at Chase Manhattan Bank. The money was intended for a United Nations environmental fund and ended up in Madakor´s account by mistake, but she thought the money was a jackpot from a lottery she played. By the time the mistake was discovered, Madakor left her job at a textile company and bought a laundry business for $100,000, set up a college savings fund for her

10-year-old son, paid off $30,000 in credit card debt, furnished a new apartment and leased a van. Now she is fighting to get the money back in court. The foreign governments that provided the funds used an account number that was off by one digit.

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Ever hear the song.... (0 replies)
started by roger
(02.08.2003 10:11:04 AM EST)


Take the money and run?

Yep, I would have hauled ass


Just protecting my sheep
oh well! (0 replies)
started by shawnanddonna
(01.09.2001 9:05:47 AM EST)

well, it was there mistake.i know
i would have done it--once in a life time thing.leave her be.700.000, ahhh our goverment pisses that way daily.:):)

Still Here? (0 replies)
started by mhop
(01.08.2001 0:34:16 AM EST)

Is this still in the news!? I heard this story years ago. Perhaps it is merely an Urban Legend?

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started by Catcher08
(09.01.2000 5:41:57 PM EST)

no message here

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