"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." — Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
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I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!
BOGOTA - In a tragic, and truly bizarre case of cosmetic
surgery gone wrong, two young Colombian sisters who underwent liposuction together paid for the procedure with their lives. Police and judicial officials said the sisters died in the recovery room soon after the surgery. A recent survey of plastic surgeons in the United States suggested that more people die during liposuction than during many other types of surgery, perhaps because the procedure is often done too
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And Why the Hell Do They Need Uniforms? Dennis FitzSimons, the chief executive of the company that owns the Chicago Cubs, said today that staff reductions would be needed to bring costs in line with other properties in the Tribune Co. portfolio.
07.19.2006
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06.22.2006
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