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Man survives nail gun shot

By: Bob VilaPublished: 02/15/2000
 
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A man playing around with a nail gun shot himself in the head but didn't go to a hospital until the next day when his boss noticed the injury, police said.

Jason Duniver, 24, was recovering yesterday in serious condition at St. Vincent Mercy Medical Center in Toledo.

Duniver told police he had been drinking and didn't think the nail gun was loaded when he fired at his head.

Several people saw Duniver pull the gun's trigger, but they assumed it was unloaded because he seemed uninjured and there was no blood, a police report said.

Duniver went to Firelands Community Hospital in Sandusky after his boss noticed a bruise on his head when he showed up for work.

A 11/2-inch nail was imbedded in his skull and removed at St. Vincent hospital.

Martha Stewart, a supervisor at Firelands hospital, said she did not see the wound but added it is possible to survive a nail being driven into the head.

"There's many places where it's not going to cause immediate death," she said. "If he survives and comes out of this with everything mentally intact, he's a very fortunate young man," she said.

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pinhead (0 replies)
started by sted5
(02.16.2001 8:15:48 PM EST)

sounds like a great party trick what a fucking dickhead

nailed head (0 replies)
started by installer
(02.15.2001 6:53:35 PM EST)

thats what you call hitting the nail on the head

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started by snowhummer
(08.06.2000 3:35:49 PM EST)

This blows . . . . fuckin idiot playing with a nail-gun and no one notices that he has a hole in his head . . . one smart mothafucker

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