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Man Gets Sentence For Punching Horse

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/18/2000
 
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NEW YORK - A New Jersey man found guilty of punching a police horse in the nose during a rowdy protest rally in

1998 has been sentenced to four days of community service. James Hornacek, 35, of Hazlet, N.J., had faced up to 90 days in jail on his Sept. 22 conviction for attempting to injure a police animal. If I was guilty, I´d say it was a pretty good sentence, Hornacek said after sentencing. Hornacek, who

once offered to apologize to the horse and kiss him in public, maintained his innocence.


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a bunch of horseshit to me.

Love the country, live to pee outside!

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Enough horsing around.

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