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 The Devil Made Me Cut Off My Penis | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 03/13/2000 | | |  |
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RIO DE JANEIRO - It´s true that idle hands are the Devil´s workshop, at least in the case of an unidentified Brazilian stonemason who claimed to be possessed by Satan. In a fit of mania, the 32-year-old man borrowed a kitchen knife from a helpful neighbor and began stabbing himself in the chest and stomach. When police arrived and tried to arrest him, the man sliced off his penis. A hospital spokeswoman said the operation to reattach the mason´s penis was successful.
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did he really
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donkess
(02.22.2001 9:50:42 AM EST)
wonder did u really cut off ur penis if so what about ur sex life think these things through first keep her lit...
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ouch
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started by
kldoyle
(11.17.2000 9:54:36 PM EST)
It would take more than satan tomake me do that
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Satan made me cut off my dick
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started by
emt241141
(06.24.2000 9:24:25 PM EST)
No he didn't he SAID cut off your head & you cut off the wrong one!!!!!!!!! : ( : ( Michael A Salvo
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